The Disney Princes & Their Faults



I once put a picture of Misha on facebook when I first started really admiring his features and my guy friend, who likes guys himself, told me Misha wasn’t attractive.

It was this picture:

And he said “He is so ugly. Heathyr. Your choice in men is questionable. If you tilt your head to the left…it makes him more attractive, though. And if you scroll down to where you can only see lips…ummm yum.”

So. If anyone tells you they think Misha is unnattractive, tell them to tilt their head to the left and look at his lips.

I love his logic, I really do.


Galileo got laid using science.

Galileo got laid using science.


Okay this is what happened to Sam

  • He gets back from Hell
  • He’s all “omg I’m alive! Where’s Dean so I can celebrate this unseemly turn of events!”
  • Cue —-> Sam outside Lisa’s house
  • He sees Dean is happy and wants to leave him to his new life
  • So he leaves to submerse himself in HUNTING HUNTING HUNTING
  • But he realizes his heart isn’t in it anymore. He can’t let himself care about anything, because it will get him hurt and people around him hurt
  • SO…
  • HE TEARS OUT HIS OWN SOUL
  • (With some help from some quite bloodied demons he interrogated for info)
  • And he split his soul from his body
  • So he can hunt without any emotional investment
  • THEREFORE SAM IS NOW VOLDEMORT
  • i wonder where he hid his horcruxes
  • probably in his clown shoes