“Big bad wolf. Yeahhh. Look at that.”
WIP gifs from a Sterek/Looper AU trailer I’m working on.
I’m posting these in the hopes that public accountability will give me the motivation to finish this looong overdue project. UGH, WHY IS ANIMATION SO HARD???
edit: Since I’ve had a lot of questions about how this was made, I wanted to clear up that this is a combination of rotoscoping and digital compositing of clips taken from the Looper animated trailer by Zachary Johnson and Noah Fisher and other outside footage.
#it gives me great joy that Derek and Scott were listening to him #and that then this happened #and Derek turns into him like he //knows// they’re going to discuss this further #and folds his arms like a resigned husband would#when his other half is sassing him (via halesparkles)
Nothing will convince me that this isn’t the entire sum of their relationship. Like Stiles is the one that helps Derek drag the couch up eight flights of stairs even though Derek is convinced it’ll fit in the elevator and they argue for like a half an hour, and then Derek spends another hour trying and failing to stuff the damn thing into the elevator before admitting defeat to Stiles’ smug face.
Derek telling Stiles to take a couple of things off their chinese takeout order because there’s no way in hell he’s going to eat all that and Stiles gripes and moans until Derek relents and Stiles makes himself sick trying to prove Derek wrong, and afterwards he’s too full to even fool around so Derek rolls his eyes exaggeratedly but gives him tums and rubs his stomach until the pain goes away.
Derek trying to put together an ikea bed frame, Stiles standing off to the side and trying to help even though Derek keeps snapping at him. Stiles telling him he’s doing it wrong and Derek standing, crossing his arms over his chest and asking when he got an engineering degree and Stiles rolling his eyes and pushing him out of the way to do it himself and eventually they get the thing together but the first rough fuck they have on it later the whole thing falls apart in a heap of cheap wood and screws.
AU: There’s a new teacher at Beacon Hills High School.
i beat u 2 it
“Derek my love” a poem by Stiles
O Derek my love you are a gigantic bag of dicks
Like how fucking hard is it to split your Twix
I’m your fucking boyfriend you unbelievable ass
Good luck getting laid by anyone else with that sass
For real you’re lucky for that unrivaled beauty
I wouldn’t take your shit if you weren’t such a cutie
I bet you’re blushing you’re such a nerd
Next time you see me you’ll flip me the bird
Keep it up sweetcheeks I’ve got your number
You dream only of me whenever you slumber
And even though you’re a douchebag you’re still kind of a prize
Which is why my love for you, baby, never fuckin dies
I better get a blowjob for this later xo
“Derek’s Lament,” a rebuttal by Derek Hale
To love an asshole is a trying thing
(Ugh, please refrain from making dirty quips)
The point is, you’re the motherfucking king
Of douchebags—worse than Jacob in Eclipse.
(See, good example—we watched that together
Because you like to stare at Lautner’s chest;
You think my tough-guy ‘tude and all the leather
Means shit like that doesn’t make me depressed?!)
DAMN RIGHT my ass is unbelievable
And you could stand to keep that fact in mind
The next time date night’s not achievable
Because Lydia Martin’s in a “bind”
(But I’m sorry I yelled; that was uncool;
And yeah, I’ll suck you off right after school.)
p.s. Stop sleeping through English class, sonnets should be in iambic pentameter
makes you wonder what happened in those four months between
“Okay, big guy. Let’s see it, let’s see that fist. Big old fist. Come on, get it out there, don’t be scared. Big bad wolf. Yeah, look at that.”
i like what stiles tells derek is all
LET’S SEE THAT FIST
BIG BAD WOLF, YEAH
MAYBE THREE INCHES OF ROOM
peter is there all
you know what’s great
derek doesn’t throw stiles off when he grabs his arm
nor does he tell him to let go
he just lets it happen