Damn you, Jeff Davis.

zorchedbyzarches:

I will probably die of glee if it turns out that born werewolves measure out their lives on their wolf side and Derek’s only…seven or eight years old.

I don’t even want to wait for season three. I want fic where Stiles and Derek get together and everyone is freaking out about the age difference. And then this exchange happens:

Scott: He’s way older than us! Like, this is statutory stuff right here.

Stiles: Oh come on, he’s only…Derek, when were you born?

Derek: …

Stiles: No, seriously, what year were you born?

Derek: 2004.

Stiles: Okay, so that…wait, what?

Scott: Do you mean 1984?

Derek: No.

Scott: …’74?

Derek: Born werewolves age differently.

Stiles: Oh my god.

Derek: It’s not a big deal.

Stiles: Oh my god, I’m the pervert.

Scott: This is FBI-flagging shit right here.


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