Statistically, You Have a Better Chance of Being Executed by Rick Perry Than Dying in an Airplane Crash

goforthandagitate:

For TX residents, the odds are:

plane crash 5.85*10^-5%

Perry execution: 8.33*10^-5%.

“Now, to be fair to Perry, Texans have always been pretty keen on hanging ‘em high. They tended towards bloodlust long before Rick Perry came along, and will no doubt continue to long after that nice hair has faded into a distant memory.”

Yes, because as a Texan I automatically want the blood of criminals to grease the barrels of my numerous guns.

Source: alternet.org
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8 months ago via beckysanspants — © goforthandagitate
#for such a liberal site alternet isn't too optimistic about the south's ability to change  #which would admittedly take some time  #but i have a bit of hope  #the youth are more open minded so  #that helps 

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