if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand
NOOOOOO THIS IS SO SINGLE DAD DEREK HALE THAT I WANT TO SCREAM
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
joulaitte: Tyler Hoechlin bought Girl Scout cookies from me…WHAT?! #mylifeiscomplete #perksofstillbeingagirlscout
What exactly am I guilty of? Exactly, I cannot say.
Snow Golem and Fire Pup!
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.